From the book

Open positions

Dispatches from people who put a ticker in the headline. Read at your own risk. If you add, you are already in.

Position 01 · Pump / Dump

It’s a Community (I Am the Exit)

The whitepaper is a vibe. The roadmap is a door they already used.

Position 02 · Diamond hands

My Hands Are Diamond and My Brain Is Cubic Zirconia

A vow is not a thesis. A bag is not a spouse. You may still send flowers.

Position 03 · Perma bull

Every Candle Is Constructive, Including the One That Liquidated Me

Gravity has been cancelled pending review. Review is being conducted by gravity.

Position 04 · Perma bear

I Have Been Early Since 2013 and I Will Die Correct

The funeral keeps getting postponed. He RSVPs anyway. Especially him.

Position 05 · Leverage

I Only Use 50x Because I Believe in Myself

Belief is not collateral. The universe will still collect from your sleep.