This is a privacy policy, not a ticket. It is supposed to be boring and true.

Privacy Policy

Tradurr is a satirical website at tradurr.com. We roast pumpers, dumpers, diamond handers, perma bulls, and especially the perma bears. We do not run an account system, a real waitlist, comments, ads, or a product that needs your data to pretend it has volume.

Last updated: 16 August 2026.

What we collect

Almost nothing from a normal visit. There is no signup form. There is no newsletter that actually stores your email. Comments are off. If you just read the site, we are not building a book.

What a server sees anyway. Like every site, the host may log technical leftovers: IP address, browser, pages requested, date and time. That is how the internet works, not a signal. We do not sell it. We do not turn it into a thesis.

If you email us. Mail sent to diamondballs@tradurr.com contains whatever you put in it. We will use that to reply, if we reply. We will not add you to a sequence. We do not have a sequence. The waitlist joke does not store an address.

If you run the site. Logging into WordPress sets authentication cookies. That is for the people with the password, not for visitors.

The Pit, Series 0, and the bell

The Pit lets you paste a ticker, a thesis, or other text so Callie can take the other side. Series 0 is a ten-question exam. Both run in your browser. We do not send that text or those answers to our server. We do not store them. We do not keep a blotter of victims. When you close the tab, the ticket is gone.

The “Ring the bell” counter on the homepage keeps a number in your browser’s local storage under the key tradurr-rekt. That number never leaves your machine. Clearing site data resets it. We do not see it.

Do not paste passwords, brokerage logins, API keys, account numbers, private messages, or anyone else’s private information into the Pit. A roast is not a drop box. A fill is not a vault.

Cookies

The public site does not run a marketing pixel, a retargeting tag, or an analytics product we installed to watch you. Caching software on the host (currently LiteSpeed Cache) may set a technical cookie so the pages load faster. WordPress may set cookies if you log in. We do not use cookies to profile Tradurrs. We do not need cookies for that. You already posted the chart.

Third parties

The domain and hosting stack are run by other companies (including the registrar and the WordPress host). They process whatever a host has to process to keep a website online.

The site loads typefaces from Google Fonts. That means Google may see that your browser requested those files, including a technical address, the same way it would if you visited any other page that uses their font service. We are not hiding a hidden SaaS underneath the joke. That one is on the page in the source.

Sister desks at foundurr.com and chuddurr.com are separate sites with their own policies. A link is not a merger.

What we do not do

How long we keep things

Server logs live as long as the host keeps them. Email lives as long as a normal inbox lives. Pit text and exam answers are not kept by us, because they never arrive. The bell count lives on your device until you clear it. If this site goes away, so does most of this. There is no warehouse of waitlist souls, and there is no dark pool of leftover tickets.

Your choices

You can leave. You can block cookies in your browser. You can block third-party font requests. You can clear local storage. You can email diamondballs@tradurr.com if you want us to delete an email you sent, or if you have a privacy question that is not a thesis.

If you are in a place with formal data-protection rights (including the EU, UK, or California), you can ask us what we have on you. For a typical visitor, the honest answer is: probably just whatever a web server logged, if it still exists. Not the thing you typed into the Pit. Not the Series 0 score. Not how many times you rang the bell.

Children

This site is not for children. Do not send us information about a child. Do not put a child’s information in the Pit.

Changes

If we add a real waitlist, comments, analytics, a server-side Pit, or anything else that actually collects you, we will update this page. Until then, do not screenshot the waitlist joke and call it a data-processing agreement.

— Callie Margin, and the people running the desk, which is still just the people running Tradurr.